NOT coming for the Holidays

“Your stuffing is not worth the drive, and it gave me the shits last year.”

Avoid Awkward Conversations and Unwanted Obligations

Is the thought of holiday gatherings making you break out in a cold sweat? Let Bad-News-Bear.com handle the delicate task of breaking the news to your family that you won’t be coming home for the holidays. Bear delivers your message with care, empathy, and just the right amount of humor, making the news a bit more bearable for everyone involved.

Product Highlights:
- Customize your message to include the reasons why you won't be attending, be it work commitments, travel restrictions, or just needing some “me time.”
- Humor and Empathy: Bear balances humor and empathy, ensuring your family understands your decision while lightening the mood.
- Discreet and Confidential: Your message is delivered with the utmost discretion, ensuring only the intended recipient gets the news.

How It Works:

1. After you check out, you’ll see a link to a BAD NEWS SUBMISSION FORM in the order confirmation email. Follow the link and write the personalized message you need delivered, including any details or specific points you want Bear to cover.

(You can always contact us: bear@bad-news-bear.com)

2. Craft Your Message: Write your personalized message explaining your absence.

3. Sit Back and Relax: Bear handles the rest, delivering your message with grace and humor.

Why Choose Us?
Avoid the stress and guilt of delivering tough news yourself. With Bear’s charming approach, your family will understand and appreciate your honesty. Make holiday season a bit more manageable with Bad-News-Bear.com.

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Let Bear make your holiday season stress-free by delivering the news you can’t. Because some messages are better coming from a bear!

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**Messages are not delivered via recording (voicemail).
*If no answer on second attempt, Bad News Bear will leave a voicemail requesting a return call - message delivered upon return call.
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*You will need to provide the phone contact information of the intended recipient of your bad news.