Maternity/Paternity Notice

Brace Yourself for the Ultimate Plot Twist

When it's time to drop the biggest bombshell of all, Bad-News-Bear.com is here to deliver the news with flair and a hint of sass. Let Bear handle the jaw-dropping revelation with our Maternity/Paternity Notice Service – because some news deserves to be delivered with a bit of edge and humor.

Product Highlights:
- Bold and Direct: Bear delivers the life-changing news with unapologetic honesty and a touch of wit.
- Personalized Flair: Customize your message to include all the juicy details and ensure it hits home.
- Confidential and Discreet: Your message is delivered privately to the intended recipient, maintaining confidentiality and respect.

How It Works:

1. After you check out, you’ll see a link to a BAD NEWS SUBMISSION FORM in the order confirmation email. Follow the link and write the personalized message you need delivered, including any details or specific points you want Bear to cover.

(You can always contact us: bear@bad-news-bear.com)

2. Craft Your Message: Write your personalized message explaining the big news and any additional details.

3. Bear Takes Over: Bear delivers your message with the perfect blend of boldness and humor.

Sample Messages:
- “Hey [Recipient’s Name], it’s Bear calling from Bad News Bear, Bad News Delivery Service and I have some big news from [Your Name]. Congratulations, you’re going to be a parent! Hope you’ve been saving up, because there’s a baby on the way and a lot of child support to pay.”
- “Hello [Recipient’s Name], Bear here, from Bad News Bear, Bad News Delivery Service. [Your Name] wanted me to let you know that you’re going to be a dad/mom. Time to start budgeting for diapers!”

Why Choose Us?
Delivering news about pregnancy or parenthood is a big deal, but with Bear’s bold and humorous approach, the message is delivered effectively and with a bit of edge. Make the life-changing conversations a bit more bearable with Bad-News-Bear.com.

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Let Bear handle your maternity/paternity updates with bold honesty and a touch of humor. Because some news is better coming from a bear!

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**Messages are not delivered via recording (voicemail).
*If no answer on second attempt, Bad News Bear will leave a voicemail requesting a return call - message delivered upon return call.
*REVIEW OUR "TERMS OF SERVICE" WITH THE LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!
*You will need to provide the phone contact information of the intended recipient of your bad news.