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BAD NEWS BEAR

Employment Update

Employment Update

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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Drop the Hard Truths Without Awkward Confrontation

When it’s time to deliver those gut-wrenching employment updates, let Bad-News-Bear.com take over. From firing someone to announcing your resignation, Bear does it all with unflinching honesty and a pinch of humor to lighten the blow.

Product Highlights:
- Blunt and Direct: No beating around the bush. Bear delivers the harsh news straightforwardly, ensuring the message is clear.
- Personal Touch: Customize your message to address the specific circumstances, whether it's a termination or a resignation.
- Confidential and Discreet: Your message is delivered privately to the intended recipient, maintaining confidentiality and respect.

How It Works:

1. After you check out, you’ll see a link to a BAD NEWS SUBMISSION FORM in the order confirmation email. Follow the link and write the personalized message you need delivered, including any details or specific points you want Bear to cover.

(You can always contact us: bear@bad-news-bear.com)


2. Craft Your Message: Write your personalized message explaining the reason for the update.


3. Bear Takes Over: Bear will deliver your message with the raw honesty and a touch of humor necessary for the situation.

Sample Messages:
- “Hi [Recipient’s Name], it’s Bear here with Bad News Bear, Bad News Delivery Service and I have some tough news from [company name]. You’re fired. Pack up your desk and don’t forget to leave your badge at the front desk.”
- “Hey [Recipient’s Name], Bear speaking, with Bad News Bear, Bad News Delivery Service. [Your Name] wanted me to tell you that they quit. Effective immediately. No two weeks' notice. Good luck finding someone new!”

Why Choose Us?
Delivering tough employment news is never easy, but with Bear’s straightforward and slightly humorous approach, the message is delivered effectively and with a hint of levity. Make the difficult conversations a bit more bearable with Bad-News-Bear.com.

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Let Bear handle your employment updates with blunt honesty and a touch of humor. Because some news is better coming from a bear!

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Want a recording? 
That’s an option! 
Select it at checkout! 

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**Messages are not delivered via recording (voicemail).
*If no answer on second attempt, Bad News Bear will leave a voicemail requesting a return call - message delivered upon return call.
*REVIEW OUR "TERMS OF SERVICE" WITH THE LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!
*You will need to provide the phone contact information of the intended recipient of your bad news. 

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